5 Ways to Lose a Fight

I've never been in a physical fight, i try to avoid those at all possible. i'm more of a lover, not a fighter.

1. Walk away, okay, RUN away.
2. Don't show up. Just avoid the parking lot.
3. Before the first blow, immediately drop to the ground and play dead.
4. Start crying uncontrollably.
5. One word. VOMIT.